Rođen u Potali na Tibetanskoj visoravni, kao beba ostaje bez roditelja u incidentu sa pobesnelim šerpasom. Usvajaju ga Šaolin monasi i odrasta u njihovom hramu, postavši majstor svih borilačkih veština do svoje sedme godine.

Kineska aneksija Tibeta ga tera iz rodne grude i kreće ka Izraelu, gde postaje Mosad operativac i partner sa Netanjahuom no u punoletstvu njegovo budističko obrazovanje izlazi na videlo i u njemu se budi glad za novcem, te putuje u Teksas gde postaje naftni magnat. Tu ga zatiče drugi svetski rat.

Shvativši kakvo se zlo nadvilo nad svetom prodaje svoju imperiju Rokfeleru i putuje u Berlin gde uspešno više puta ubija Hitlera, no doktor Mengele ga iznova i iznova klonira. Svestan uzaludnosti ovih pokušaja u njemu se budi ogromna mržnja prema svim ideologijama sveta, te odlazi na Kubu da sa Kastrom zbaci tiraniju kapitalizma.

Istorija je svedok uspeha ove borbe, no manje je poznato da Neša spashava život Kastru u borbi kod Zaliva Svinja, uhvativši granatu namenjenu njemu i prislonivši je na grudi. „Umirem, a nisam spoznao ljubav“ pomisli on pre bljeska. Kastro ga odvozi u poljsku bolnicu i naređuje lekarima da ga spasu: „Od života ovog čoveka zavise vaši životi“. Mesecima traje borba u operacionoj sali i Neša izlazi živ, ali kao kiborg: 87% njegovog tela je sad robotsko.

Kastro mu nudi ministarsku fotelju no u njemu se ponovo budi mržnja prema svim ideologijama: „Mrš komunjaro“ odgovara i putuje u Pariz, razapet između svoje ljudske i robotske prirode.

Tu sreće Ramonu koja ga uči da prihvati sebe u celosti, romansa se radja i ona postaje njegova žena. Srećan i ispunjen, Neša misli da je kraj njegovim lutanjima ali uporno se noću budi, sanjajući odjeke takta svoje kibernetske strane. „Alegro“, „moderato“ i „presto“ mu potpuno preuzimaju svest; odaje se alkoholu u potrazi za zaboravom no bezuspešno jer njegova sintetička jetra sve pretvara u destilovanu vodu…

Ramona mu predlaže da pokuša da izrazi nekako te ritmove i za 85ti rođendan mu kupuje bubnjeve… Ostalo je istorija – rađa se najveći bubnjar sveta, osnivač benda „Pantera“, kompozitor „Cannibal Corps“ i kreator „Pearl“ brenda.

Zanimljiva je anegdota sa rodjendana Nika Kejva u Berlinu, pre desetak godina… Pošteno pripit, Lars Urlih mu prilazi tražeći autogram i pokušava da ga odobrovolji komplimentima: „Vaše sviranje na duploj papuči je zvuk božijih stopa“, govori mu. Neša mu prezrivo odgovora: „To nije dupla papuča nego obična“.

Born in Potala on the Tibetan plateau, he was left orphaned as a baby after an incident with a berserk sherpa. He was adopted by Shaolin monks and grew up in their temple, becoming a master of all martial arts by the age of seven.

The Chinese annexation of Tibet forced him from his homeland, and he headed to Israel, where he became a Mossad operative and partner with Netanyahu. However, upon reaching adulthood, his Buddhist upbringing resurfaced, and a thirst for wealth led him to Texas, where he became an oil magnate. There, the Second World War found him.

Realizing the evil that had befallen the world, he sold his empire to Rockefeller and traveled to Berlin, where he successfully assassinated Hitler multiple times, only for Doctor Mengele to clone him over and over again. Recognizing the futility of his attempts, a profound hatred towards all the world’s ideologies awakened within him, and he went to Cuba to overthrow the tyranny of capitalism with Castro.

History bears witness to the success of this struggle, but it is less known that Nesha saved Castro’s life during the Bay of Pigs invasion by catching a grenade meant for him and holding it to his chest. „I die without having known love,“ he thought before the flash. Castro took him to a field hospital and ordered the doctors to save him: „Your lives depend on the life of this man.“ The battle in the operating room lasted months, and Nesha emerged alive but as a cyborg: 87% of his body was now robotic.

Castro offered him a ministerial chair, but once again, hatred towards all ideologies surged within him: „Get lost, commie,“ he replied and traveled to Paris, torn between his human and robotic nature.

There he met Ramona, who taught him to fully accept himself, and romance blossomed; she became his wife. Happy and fulfilled, Nesha thought his wanderings were over, but he persistently woke up at night, dreaming of the echoes of his cybernetic side. „Allegro,“ „moderato,“ and „presto“ completely overtook his consciousness; he turned to alcohol in search of oblivion, but to no avail because his synthetic liver turned everything into distilled water…

Ramona suggested he try to express those rhythms somehow, and for his 85th birthday, she bought him drums… The rest is history – the birth of the world’s greatest drummer, the founder of „Pantera,“ the composer of „Cannibal Corps,“ and the creator of the „Pearl“ brand.

An interesting anecdote from Nick Cave’s birthday in Berlin about a decade ago… A fairly inebriated Lars Ulrich approached him, seeking an autograph and trying to ingratiate himself with compliments: „Your playing on the double bass pedal is the sound of gods’ footsteps,“ he said. Nesha disdainfully replied: „That’s not a double pedal, just an ordinary one.“